"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension
I literally have no idea what just happened?
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”
By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:
- The entire state of Rhode Island
- Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
- Pacific Islanders
what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))
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i found my new favorite twitter
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
I’ve made a mistake
Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie