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fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

8 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 |174,755 notes
moarrrmagazine:

eye contact

moarrrmagazine:

eye contact

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |40 notes
drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |201,336 notes
2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |177,344 notes
cooldragonboy4000:

I literally have no idea what just happened?

cooldragonboy4000:

I literally have no idea what just happened?

2 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |467 notes

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

6 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |215,951 notes

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia
7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |71,544 notes
verylittlebird:

finally

verylittlebird:

finally

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |42,467 notes

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

follow for more cell facts

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |94,175 notes

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |29,327 notes

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |75,747 notes

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |21,818 notes
racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |137,169 notes
stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

7 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |80,132 notes
alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

8 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |134,428 notes