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"Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book." JG
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wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

13 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |364,989 notes
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bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

13 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |97,296 notes

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

13 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |17,702 notes

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

14 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |144,287 notes

ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

1 day ago on April 19th, 2014 |206,564 notes
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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |58,731 notes
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

2 days ago on April 18th, 2014 |128,585 notes

imawanchor:

you were named after the two bravest men i know, macklemore macklemore

3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 |25,887 notes

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 |235,996 notes
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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 |39,944 notes

atteniton:

an alternate universe where the ONLY form of communication is yodeling

3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 |9,410 notes

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

3 days ago on April 16th, 2014 |168,606 notes